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Top 10 dictionary.com Definitions

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I don’t know if you use dictionary.com for anything, but I sometimes use its thesaurus – the last time that I did, I noticed that there were some newer definitions on the site that I had not previously noticed.

These new definitions come from the site’s Slang & Meme dictionaries, which seem to have been created to compete with urbandictionary.com and knowyourmeme.com which have long been popular resources for finding the definitions of some of the world’s more creative and newer terms.

The thing that I find most interesting about some of the “definitions” in the new dictionaries is that they are meant to explain what are often offensive terms using non-offensive language and that the “definitions” are incredibly biased and/or slanted. That being the case, they add a little caveat to kind of cover that base:

Oh, thanks for letting me know that this is not the “formal” definition of “bluepilled normalfag” – I might have mistook it for that…

They use a lot of images in their definitions, including attributions for those images, but not direct links, I guess because they are scared or something.

Anyway, here are ten that made me chuckle:

10. bluepilled normalfag

You knew it was coming if you read the above image.

No, Grandpa, not that kind of blue pill.

9. blue waffle

Don’t click that link! You should just go a google image search for it instead!

Seriously though, don’t.

8. coomer

Here is a mirror for you to look into:

Just admit it…

7. nibba

I mean, they can write whatever they want, but most of the time this is what you are going to get with that word:

If this is peak humour for you, I can almost guarantee that you spend too much time on the internet!

6. chungus

Okay, I admit, they got this one dead on the money.

B I G C H U N G U S

5. dank meme

This one is absolutely wrong; source:

D A N K

4. pepe the frog

Too much focus on a small aspect.

My dude, this is a rare Pepe…

3. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2. doge

There is a lot missing in my opinion.

Damn, my bad.

1. ok boomer

Strictly number one because I know it will bother someone.

Too real, dude, whoa…

I hope you hated this list!

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